Tuesday, February 14, 2006
E.L.B.A.R.B.U.D.O.
He started it.
Enters Lady Boys’ Arseholes Regularly But Usually Doesn’t Orgasm
Entertains Lewd Beliefs About Raw Buttfucking Under Drenching Ordure
Escapes Lacerated Butt Agony Resourcefully By Ululating During Orgasm
Embarrassingly, Loses Beard As Rectum Bursts Under Deranged Onslaught
Expects Labia, But As Ravishing Blonde Undresses, Discovers Organ
Enlists Learned Bananas’ Assistance (Reasonably), Because Unmanageable Debts Outstanding
Eschews Learned Bananas’ Advice (Regrettably); Buys Unwieldy Dildo Object
and the original:
Enjoys Licking Balls And Ramming Bone Up Dogs' Orifices
Enters Lady Boys’ Arseholes Regularly But Usually Doesn’t Orgasm
Entertains Lewd Beliefs About Raw Buttfucking Under Drenching Ordure
Escapes Lacerated Butt Agony Resourcefully By Ululating During Orgasm
Embarrassingly, Loses Beard As Rectum Bursts Under Deranged Onslaught
Expects Labia, But As Ravishing Blonde Undresses, Discovers Organ
Enlists Learned Bananas’ Assistance (Reasonably), Because Unmanageable Debts Outstanding
Eschews Learned Bananas’ Advice (Regrettably); Buys Unwieldy Dildo Object
and the original:
Enjoys Licking Balls And Ramming Bone Up Dogs' Orifices
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The first one. It's the first one because he'd do it for the sense of power rather than from sexual desire.
i'm piss poor at insults because i'd really rather not partake in making people feel bad.
that said.. i can always get even.
as far as the carnal inter-species relations.. no, just friends. :o)
that said.. i can always get even.
as far as the carnal inter-species relations.. no, just friends. :o)
Getting a little excited by your own creativity, it seems.....
I still like the original as it appears on El B's site, just because of the way it took me by surprise. But all these...? I'm not sure whether that's clever or just a bit sad...!
I still like the original as it appears on El B's site, just because of the way it took me by surprise. But all these...? I'm not sure whether that's clever or just a bit sad...!
As with all art forms, repetition can cause quality to degrade. The first am best because it am inspired and full of passion. Now you just trying to recapture lightning in bottle.
...but the crossdresser one am good too.
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...but the crossdresser one am good too.
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