The Fishwhacker Swindle?: I grovel at your altar

Sunday, July 01, 2007

I grovel at your altar

While I'm supping, I might as well celebrate the departure of Patricia Hewitt, and welcome as my new boss Alan Johnson, who is an ex-postman and in his most recent post as Education Secretary came up with 'new ideas and proposals', one of which is 'parents spending more time with their children in a bid to help them progress with their literacy and numeracy skills.' Quite the policy genius, then, and one admirably equipped to lead our fair nation out of the morass its citizens have got it in over the last ten years.

# posted by Foot Eater @ 10:15 am

Comments:

Did I want to see a pic of your todger doing a money shot?

Actually, now that I think about it, I probably did.

# posted by

Fat Sparrow : 2:11 pm

Yes, but why is it doing it into a bottle? And how did he detach it?

# posted by

Philip : 2:27 am

I'm trying to engage in serious political discussion here and you two filthy smut-hounds drag the debate into the gutter. Disgusting.

# posted by

Foot Eater : 4:09 am

Now that Patricia has left her lofty station, do you think the chances of administering a punitive enema upon her without encountering retribution are increased ? Or are these people's arses guarded for life ?

# posted by

Jemima's mummy : 6:41 pm

I wouldn't risk it fearfink, I believe she's had a whole battalion deployed.

# posted by

boudica of suburbia : 7:36 pm

Morass. Good word.
And punitive, also good.

If I see anymore good words, I'll let you know.

# posted by

The Dog of Freetown : 9:59 pm

I suppose the bid was to get parents to progress with their literacy and numeracy skills.

# posted by

Justin : 9:01 pm