Thursday, January 05, 2006


He's handy

I need to get a grip on my life. I drink too much, sleep too little and sit around at work wasting time, and my temper’s getting shorter.

Just yesterday I heard Charles Kennedy, dwarfish pisshead and Redhead of the Year 2003, describe himself on the radio as ‘aggressive’. I took this as a challenge, and had to pull the car over to the side of the road where I sat shaking with impotent fury. There’s always someone, isn’t there? You’re trying to have a quiet pint when a political party leader turns around and craps in your face.

Any time, Charlie, if you think you’re a bit tasty.


Kennedy is dead! I've heard some piss-poor excuses for backing down from a fight, but this...


Sorry, that's politically dead.


No, I was right the first time.

Surely every little Scot who drinks IS aggressive,no matter how useless they are.
I fuckin heard that.
I somehow never pictured as small,aggressive and a drunkard,yes.
Funny, AB, I've always seen the good doctor as a small, non-aggressive drunkard.
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