Wednesday, September 10, 2008

 

The rapture is nigh


THIS BLOG WILL BE RELAUNCHING SHORTLY AS A HOLY CHRISTIAN SITE.
STAY TUNED.

Comments:
Is Foot Eater still in charge of this blog? I think he's been blogjacked.
 
Now I suppose the name will have to change to The Fiveloafandtwofishwhacker Swindle. Catchy.
 
Have you had a "born again" experience?

Now that's got to be worth a Blunt Cogs script.

Nag Binty to finish his series
 
I hope the Santeria side of Free Presbyterianism will be featured. I am a grand wizard stroke my wand if you want.
 
Fuck me, Foot Eater. Not literally, that would be obscene, what I mean is why?
Do tell.
 
Oh for fuck's sake.
 
Oh you may laugh, you may CURSE and SNEER and USE the EFFWORD, but you will NEVER escape the WRATH of the LORD. Lees than a MONTH after this post appeared, the ENTIRE BANKING system of Iceland COLLAPSED. The APOCALYPSE is NIGH, and it has started with the HEATHEN NORSEMEN.

REPENT! FALL ON YOUR KNEES AND ABASE YOURSELVES, BY GOD!
 
Look, I know you're in there. I've jsut seen you over at Maroon's. Put down that chalice and stop whatever it is you're doing in the font, will you? Come out and say howdo!

And take that ridiculous hair-shirt off. You don't know who's been atoning in that thing.
 
Yeah, come out, come out, come out the closet.
 
Dear Foot,

Does this mean I can pray to you to help fulfill me? Damn it, all else has failed up to now. Have you thought about an icon to which a dear faithful can invoke in time of need? Jesus hasn't been "saving" enough, in my humble opinion.
 
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