Saturday, June 07, 2008

 

WTF?


Would someone post something here, please? Jesus, it's been over three months. I might not have access to a computer here under the bridge but I do get out into town once in a while, you know.

# posted by Foot Eater @ 6:05 am
Comments:
Under what bridge?
# posted by Blogger Dr Maroon : 6:55 am
 
What fucking time zone are you in ferchrissakes?
# posted by Blogger Dr Maroon : 6:56 am
 
Very well. How can you hope to maintain a fanbase with such infrequent posting, you cornfucking nuthole?
# posted by Blogger Philip : 8:03 am
 
Aaah, the sweet smell of abuse. Thanks, lads; keep it up.

The truth is, Doc Maroon, I don't know. I looked at the label on my gallon jar of scrumpy and saw the name of a Somerset brewery. Then I watched a double-decker red bus go by. Then, a sexy miniskirted lass flounced by who turned out to be a hairy man in a kilt with coarse ginger hairs erupting from his unharnessed scrotum. So the bridge is in the West Country, over the Thames or in one of those Scotch regions. Then again, my neighbour is bashing a swede so this might be Norfolk. What a bloody tedious discussion.

And Philip: there's no call for language like that. My base is quite broad enough, anyway, and doesn't need expanding or even maintaining.
# posted by Blogger Foot Eater : 10:48 am
 
A man's base is neither here nor there. What matters is what he projects unto the world*.

Well it's too good to be true that both you and Maroon are back, so I'm not going to believe it until you've posted something else.

* And width
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:18 pm
 
PS. WELCOME BACK, YOU GREAT GALOOT! How's the babbie? How's Mrs. Eater? How's crypting treating you these days?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:22 pm
 
Width! Aren't women total pains?
Oh no, it's not good enough to put in all the prep, the candle lit chicken tikka, the liberal application of the great smell of brut, the cleanish bed linen, the grunting sweating effort, oh no, still not enough, what about the width darling?
Pah!

Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood
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Forgot about my love
Under the bridge downtown
I gave my life away


Ah, such true poetry from the chili peppers. Haven't a clue what they're screeching about.
# posted by Blogger Dr Maroon : 5:17 pm
 
babbie? you've procreated? Jesus. I'll have to smoke a cigar now.
See the bother you're causing me?
Congratulations.
# posted by Blogger Dr Maroon : 6:58 pm
 
Why is it that Welshmen hid under bridges and refuse to let you cross until you answer 3 stupid questions? I don't really care why they're Welsh no reasoning with them.

I heard yer naked headless body was found in the Thames and thats why you don't blog, shit must have got the wrong person.
# posted by Blogger Old Knudsen : 5:20 am
 
Go on, write another Blunt Cogs script. Or even a series. Get your own back on everyone. Introduce the Foot Eater baby
# posted by Blogger Kim Ayres : 9:08 pm
 
Well, at this early stage it might be more of a Foot Sucker baby, unless it was born with teeth. Which wouldn't surprise me.
# posted by Blogger Philip : 4:45 am
 
the 5th street bridge in los angeles, doc xoxox
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Coal in your stockings, no less than four months early.
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