The Fishwhacker Swindle?: Not filler, no, never

Not filler, no, never

Dissatisfied with the name your parents gave you? Spare a thought for these poor souls.

# posted by Foot Eater @ 5:29 am

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I've recently discovered in my family tree that I had a great, great, great aunt called Fanny Picking, which is hard to beat really.

# posted by

Kim Ayres : 9:47 am

Elmer Fudpucker, lived somewhere in Massachusetts until the mid-nineties. We used to prank him, poor soul.

# posted by

Sassy Sundry : 8:47 am

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